Rock & Roll Band

respected insights from odd perspectives

FRESH OFF THE VINE

torn from god's green soil itself -- there's love in each of these pssy youngsters, dag nabbit!

NATURAL BORN LEADER

all-natural heirloom wheat exhibits sharp cellular characteristics and mutagenic properties, making it extremely dangerous to ingest; it is most commonly used for bedding in fourth-world technocratic countries.

CATCHES FIRE EASILY

you can see it for yourself: the Dead Wicks entertain you in ways others just don't know how to yet.

FORWARD-THINKING

entirely obedient and compliant with all NWO / single world gov't rules & reg; humbly tariffed & future-proof. tysm.

WE MAY LOSE CLIENTS

but we'll always make the difference up with doublespeak, manipulation of our employees & targeted ad campaigns.

Off-Beat Magazine

WANTED: suspected arsonist -- described as "dapper, with choicest gams that slap."

ALIENT LOVERCRAFT

an unidentified multi-terrain vehicle was found at the scene of several crimes -- "but to love was not one," said officials.

WE SAW IT

reports from multiple eyewitnesses confirm a cutie band with catchy ditties (and great stems) making shit up as they go along

OPEN DOOR POLICY

email if Dad can make us famous

he can keep the money

we sound great on jukebox, just like in the day -- those gloried, halcyon days when your old man flashed those trotters against the stucco discotheque walls of the time period. he could open a bottle of champagne with those vicious pins of his!

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RESPECTED INSIGHTS

"dear Dead Wicks,

i read your filthy rag

i like it

go'n and wipe this up:

your appeal is limited at best.
 

signed,
AdmirerofyourWork69"

This song really resonates with me and my vitamin D deficiency, thamks:)

just reaching out

please confirm

Love the amount of storage I get. Main complaint is the fairly cheap workmanship; I doesn't feel very sturdy and my edges are a bit off. But for what I paid, I can't grumble too much. Saves me a lot of space in the kitchen!

this is technically art

it really is that easy

This is your Client Description. Use this space to introduce your daughter to customer or to defend the work you provided for them.

jumpin on a bill

i went out to get drinks and wound up with stings

i tried to b e good patron and grow wings

could not eskscape my escabs

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