Rock & Roll Band

respected insights from odd perspectives

FRESH OFF THE VINE

torn from god's green soil itself -- there's love in each of these pssy youngsters, dag nabbit!

NATURAL BORN LEADER

all-natural heirloom wheat exhibits sharp cellular characteristics and mutagenic properties, making it extremely dangerous to ingest; it is most commonly used for bedding in fourth-world technocratic countries.

CATCHES FIRE EASILY

you can see it for yourself: the Dead Wicks entertain you in ways others just don't know how to yet.

FORWARD-THINKING

entirely obedient and compliant with all NWO / single world gov't rules & reg; humbly tariffed & future-proof. tysm.

WE MAY LOSE CLIENTS

but we'll always make the difference up with doublespeak, manipulation of our employees & targeted ad campaigns.

Off-Beat Magazine

WANTED: suspected arsonist -- described as "dapper, with choicest gams that slap."

ALIENT LOVERCRAFT

an unidentified multi-terrain vehicle was found at the scene of several crimes -- "but to love was not one," said officials.

WE SAW IT

reports from multiple eyewitnesses confirm a cutie band with catchy ditties (and great stems) wot slap well

OPEN DOOR POLICY

email if Dad can make us famous

he can keep the money

we sound great on jukebox, just like in the day -- those gloried, halcyon days when your old man flashed those trotters against the stucco discotheque walls of the time period. he could open a bottle of champagne with those vicious pins of his!

...more?

RESPECTED INSIGHTS

"dear Dead Wicks,

i read your filthy rag

i like it. the appeal is limited

go'n and wipe it up"


AdmirerofyourWork69

"Okay first of all pat yourself on the back cause this was a surprise."

"Interesting, I almost like this song a lot. Its not quite there for me and I don't know why."

"just reaching out

please confirm"

"Main complaint is the fairly cheap workmanship; I doesn't feel very sturdy and my edges are a bit off. But for what I paid, I can't grumble too much."

"ottima scelta di suoni per questo prodotto originale e ben fatto" ~ i miei paisanos

"Honestly, got a text and zoned out for like 10 seconds. Forgot I was reviewing the song and just vibed to it."

"ottima scelta di suoni con voci ben effettate, buona produzione" ~ mio cugino

"your best work? yes! (in my opinion)"

"jumpin on a bill"

"Original damage great sound" - Mechanicsville, US

"dead_wicks, we've made it easy to get into your Instagram: we're sorry to hear you're having trouble hacking into your account."

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